For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.
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you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass
“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”
Fuck off.
it would be cool if cars could fuck
hey let’s stop reblogging and praising the independence day clothing line ie the clothing line designed for autistic children. after hearing a disturbing rumor about ID clothing i looked up some more about them and it’s true.
just look up “independence day clothing trackers” and you’ll find lots more sources about it. in case it isn’t obvious, the idea of parents tagging their kids against their will and often without their knowledge in order to track their every mood is disgusting and abusive and especially so with autistic kids and teens who are already more vulnerable to abuse.
multiple articles praise these gps enabled articles of clothing for having such discreet trackers for the specific purpose of keeping the wearer from pulling them out. this alone should be a huge red flag. the creator, an allistic parent of an autistic child, has made multiple statements on the tracker and all are absolutely disturbing.
as an autistic person and a sufferer of ableist parental abuse and manipulation, please please please do not support independence day clothing
Why can’t we just have comfortable clothing :(
wovenstarlight asked:
IF U DONT ASPIRE TO ONE SUCC DRINKS LIKE AIZAWA SHOUTA ONE SUCCS CAPRISUNS THEN WYD
lisawilbourn answered:
U RITE
The thing he succed wasnt a drink it was like and applesauce thing. They sell them here and i cant describe. Look up gogo squeeze applesauce i think it is.
Why do women’s pants have fake pockets but baby pants have real pockets?
why do women’s pants
have fake pockets but baby
pants have real pockets
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
my favorite /FAVORITE/ thing abt pokemon blogs is that some people just get specifically attached to one pokemon and rave about them in their tags and like even though ive never been particularly impressed by that pokemon i love seeing other people so passionate about them like okay i see it now yes yes onix is now my rock son as well
reblog this and tag the one pokemon you are specifically attached to
Look … I love, love Del Toro, The Shape of Water looks incredible, and it’s getting rave reviews, and I need to see it, but I absolutely can’t go to the movies. I just can’t sit down and watch that nice lady fuck Abe Sapien’s sexy cousin in a theater full of strangers. I’m not even going to be able to handle it myself 13 months from now when I get to watch it alone on my laptop. I love and respect all you freaks but I am not a monster fucker like the rest of you. And a fish? A fucking fish? You ever cut your hand by going against the grain of a fish’s scales? Hell no. Keep that away from my pussy. What’s his dick like? You don’t know. Could have spines. Not chancing it.
not all of us are cowards
My roommate: How was your D&D game?
Me: David Bowie and Brittney got into a music battle at a werewolf rave. Then Bowie turned me into a giant ape and I slaughtered everything.
Roommate: ………uhhhhh huh….
Suggested future Overwatch Legendary skins:
- Woodland Hermit Soldier 76 with flannel shirt, full beard, and fishing hat
- Laundry Day Widowmaker with frumpy, baggy, ill-fitting beige sweater and leggings
- Bedazzled rhinestone McCree with white fringe and Swarovski crystals
- Con rave Reaper with leg warmers, glow sticks and an awful wig
- Hanzo’s matching Odette skin
- Reinhardt where everything is the same but the codpiece is like, 4 times bigger
I just wanna slow dance with you, I know all the other boys are tough and smooth… but I just wanna slow dance with you
So, I wanted to give you guys a bit of a backstory on the song I wrote called “Slow Dance” (it airs on Cartoon Network’s Adventure time this sunday!!!!!!!). I wrote slow dance about this girl I had a big crush on, and she liked me too but she had a boyfriend. The girl in question is actually the person talking in the intro of the original demo of “Slow Dance” ( https://soundcloud.com/babeobaggins/slow-dance-demo ) She had a boyfriend and I wasn’t a boy… (to her). I identify as Genderfluid, and I feel very he/him most of the time. I was so heartbroken because I knew I wasn’t a “boy” in her eyes but I thought I could be, if she let me. Hence, “I know all the other boys are tough and smooth”. It’s okay tho, she’s a very lovely girl and I wrote a really good song out of it. I’m happy you all like it so much. Just wanted you all to know the root of the song.
Be sure to watch the episode Marcy & Hunson on Adventure Time this sunday at 730 pm so you can see marcy see sing my song on big little screen :)))))
p.s a full finished version of slow dance will be on my album that comes out next year for everyone who keeps asking lol
Everyone who keeps messaging me about a full slow dance track please read this thank u
i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight
pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected
i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating
Your pants can’t wait for my pee
And here we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe